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Little John Syndrome

A syndrome commonly seen by prostitutes, whereby the John is unable to get arroused. If the prostitute is a high end well experience sex trade worker she will easily be able to isolate the psychological barriers preventing the John from attaining an errection and completing the service. However some prositutes may be forced into prostitution on the black market and are not experienced or highly intuitive and this may in some cases perpetuate little john syndrome indefinitely.
Anise experiences little john syndrome on a regular basis and soothes the John by feigning innocence to the johns issues at the john (aka crapper/pisser) and John's guilt and self-loathing for visiting her instead working and going home to his wife.

Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2010
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A little fucking shit

The most ugliest person who can’t stop talking about Fucking Fortnite and having kinky sex with the lynx in his bedroom and raping it while spending moms money on the battle pass to get the thick girl while raping it and drooling on its ass.
Kid:*moooooooooooans*
Mom:WTF JIMMY YOU LITTLE SHIT GET The Fucking BEEEELT!!!!!

A little fucking shit is the kinky sex who rapes the lynx skin in fornite in his bedroom.:)))))))
by Yevwhshdvdbeudubrvrv yeet February 27, 2019
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Little Toy Gun

Song by honeyhoney, toy gun seems to be an innuendo for the sexual genitalia of a woman
Guy: Dude, have you heard that song Little Toy Gun by honeyhoney?

Girl: Yeah, i love songs about my cunt!
by jacob pitt December 9, 2008
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little red riding hoodlum

A teenage Native American that partakes in stereotypical American ghetto culture.
"Fuck, that little red riding hoodlum had better go back to his reservation and stop calling me bro."
by operationthunderbolt March 19, 2009
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Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.
"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)
by Long14 January 9, 2012
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A little dab will do ya!

A little dab will do ya refers to applying vicks vapor rub on the anal sphincter before having anal sex. The menthol in the vapor rub relax's the sphincter causing it to open up allowing the penis to be inserted easily. It also creates a warm sensation inside the anus making it more enjoyable for the female or male. It is always recomended to wear a condom before buttfucking someone!
Hick #1: Hey im gonna smear vicks vapor rub on my cousins asshole and fuck the shit out of her!
Hick #2:You know the old saying..."a little dab will do ya!"
girl: "My asshole hurts really bad from you ramming your cock up my ass!"
Dude: Try rubbing vicks on your bunghole before I fuck it next time...A little dab will do ya!"
by larkymcnaughton September 10, 2010
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little people big world

A Hilarious television show on TLC that is guised up to be "politically correct" but in reality is degrading to midgets. There are a few reasons why.
1- The show occasionally has subtitles.
2- It frequently shows them being too small to reach an object. As if viewers did not know that its hard for midgets to reach higher places
3- Last but not least, it tries to get the message across that "midgets are just like me and you" by showing their daily lives. You are watching a family's daily life on TV, HOW BORING!!!!
the only reason people watch this is because they either find it funny (although I must admit the show is hilarious thats only as of my sense of "laughing at things that are politically incorrect to laugh at")or "interesting"
If you were a midget, would you want people to think of you as "interesting"? OF COURSE NOT!
The other people who defined this show are proof that viewers are only watching little people big world because they find it funny or interesting
by school_sick_801 December 23, 2008
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