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Big John

A name for a rather large, hefty girl, most people consider a tom boy. Also others think she is lesbian, and most friends are guys that think she is "one of them." She also has very manly-ish features and most often doesn't enjoy what most girls do. Most people are afraid of her.
"Hey there's Big John."

"I sure wouldn't wanna get into it with her."
by ThatEmo April 25, 2010
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Ethan John

Name of a child who's typically raped by his dad
Ethan John sucks dai John's cock
by Yo_Mamma123 May 17, 2016
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John and Yoko

A slang term for marijuana, namely the pills. The name "John and Yoko" obviously refers to the late 1960's radicals John Lennon and Yoko Ono who were arrested on charges of posession of the narcotic.
Hey buddy, wanna try some John and Yoko? They say it's a gateway drug!
by Soapus July 24, 2006
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the john kwon

by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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John Basedow

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.
What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?
by Zach G. February 12, 2006
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johns hopkins

where everyone who got rejected from harvard, yale, standford, mit, caltech, and princeton goes to college.
"man, rejection day senior year in high school was the worst, except for my acceptance to johns hopkins!"
by a&s '04 December 26, 2005
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John Lennon

A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course.

If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.
John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.
by Canada Street's in the bldg. November 26, 2006
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