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Fat kid in a polo 

Fat kid in a polo describes your not-so-averagly fat kid, wearing a too tight pink polo shirt.

Although his wardrobe consists of track suits, knock off Ed Hardy clothing and fairy wings; The pink polo shirt really tops all of these articles off. Being too tight, pink, and fitted way to snugly to a fat boy's body, it really is quite the "sight to see".

In the pubesent state that "Fat kid in a polo" is in, he is mostly consisted of:
Greasy hair, acne, flubbery skin, and a voice of an 11 year old girl.

He is overweight ( still shedding off the "baby fat") and extremly immature.

He has absolutely no athletic ability, although he is a sad exscuse for a member of the football team and claims he is "Technically part of the basketball team" - i don't think water boy counts fat kid.

If you shall ever encounter Fat kid in a polo; take the following into consideration - He is an unusual species and his feelings will be hurt if you call him fat. He may be seen dressed as a fairy, or a pirate but only on rare occasions in which he will change in the bathroom to avoid name calling and teasing.

Fat kid in a polo can be addressed like so, and somehow have no reaction other then "Did you see those guys? .. They were being really mean to me"
Cool Guy #1 "Hey fat kid, is that a pink polo you're wearing?"

Cool Guy #2 " why does it say Abercrombie and Stitch? .. Is that a knock-off fat kid? "

Cool guy #1 *deliberatly laughs in fat kid's face* "Why yes cool guy #2 , I think it is."

Cool Guy #2 " WOOOOOWWWW LEAVE IT TO THE FAT KID WEARING THE PINK POLO"

Everyone surrounding" Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha yea fat kid in a polo, you're so fat and your polo is way to tight!"

Cool Guy #1 & Cool Guy #2 " You should stick to track suits"
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Fat Chick Friday 

A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.

Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.

Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.

Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
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Fat fat ass father Fatima fatherless Fatty Fatneek fat fuck fat-e fathead

Fat Carl 

Fat Kid from Coxsackie that mostly everybody thinks is cool, he say's a lot of funny shit that make's you laugh and got beat with a chain after hitting Tom in the head with a football
Damn, look at fat carl throw snowballs!
Fat Carl by Tommy T March 1, 2005
(n.) A lower class british "musician" who sung about vindaloo, and scoring one more than you.


(n.) Contraction for "fat lesbian"
You're such a fat les, fuck off!
fat les by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

fat pumpkin 

A bong from which to smoke pot.
"Hey, hey. Let's go check out the fat pumpkins at Belmont"
"Yeah man, sounds like a plan."
fat pumpkin by Yodia January 20, 2006

fat-hoe type 

The fat-hoe that will not only sleep with anyone, but will also fall in love with anyone who would give them the time of day.

The fat-hoe type will give your common chunky chick a bad name; WARN YOUR FRIENDS!!

This disease is real and can be tamed with your help!
Not only did that thick chick run through all of our friends but she received a broken heart each time, when she realized that all they wanted was sex; that's what we call a fat-hoe type.

"Man I was wasted last night, I hooked up wit a fat hoe type and today shes sayin she loves me! Never get drunk a hook up wit a fat ugly chick man."
fat-hoe type by zombietrade January 12, 2012
When your so skinny and stupid at the same time
Fat Aj by awesomerif October 19, 2019