Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test

by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021

canned death

an unwashed pocket pussy

I found canned death in my parents room

by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017

Bitch cans

355 ml cans of beer/alcoholic beverage

No bitch cans please, we need that extra 118 ml.

by Dejo January 22, 2022

can a can can a can?

no, a can cannot can a can

some dude: can a can can a can?

some other dude: no a can cannot can a can

some dude: why not

some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022

2/2 ng but what can i say

2/2ng but what can I say

2/2 ng but what can I say

by confused9999 December 1, 2019

Can Can Coaster

A very good Rollercoaster which is operated by the best employee at europapark (Christopher)

It has an onboard sound track and a creepy moon inside it is themed to baguette and everyone likes it

Let's worship Can Can Coaster

Let's ride Can Can Coaster

by Gogoeoe January 5, 2021

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022