That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips
by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024
Get the blow critical massmug. when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025
Get the fruit blow-upmug. by liuzhiri February 28, 2017
Get the blow awaymug. by Mybloodycondom February 12, 2018
Get the Blow torchmug. Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.
by Jeeja December 16, 2022
Get the Blow a wafflemug. A sexual act in which the female partner places mentos in her mouth before dumping diet coke on her man's dick and her mouth and then performing fellatio. The coke mixed with the the mentos creating a foam that ejects from her mouth like a rapid animal.
by Darth Peg April 18, 2022
Get the a rabid blowmug. by zubiwubu May 5, 2024
Get the Glacial blowmug.