ass eaters 

Apparel that is worn extremely tight or loose (usually shorts, sweat/jogging pants, and loose dresses) that gathers all up in the ass while walking or bending over which gives the appearance that the ass is eating them.

Girl, you need to take off those tight ass eaters and go put on something that will cause a little less chafing.

ass eaters by kit569kat April 30, 2006

Ass Attack 

Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice

my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it

Ass Attack by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Ass Blocker 3000 

The Ass Blocker 3000 is the third generation of the Ass Blocker tools, used to thwart off Bubbas, or 7ft tall homosexuals who will do anything to fill you ass with their cum.

The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.

The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.

The Ass Blocker 3000 totally saved my life man, the Bubba didn't know what he had coming.

Dude, without the Ass Blocker 3000, I'd be shitting cum right now.

Ass Blocker 3000 by anoyomous69 June 13, 2008

Ass Pass 

Being friends with someone and having the ability to clap cheeks .

aka booty call

Hey, sooooo .. do i still have that ass pass ? ;]

Ass Pass by Special K from MySpace January 19, 2009

ass nugget 

the shit thats stuck in your ass that you just cant get out.

I was sitting on the toilet for a long time because I had an ass nugget

ass nugget by Lazy Minded October 31, 2007

ass shrapnel

The little bits of feces, toilet paper, string, and other flak that collect in a man's ass crack.

His fart wasn't enough to clear out all of the ass shrapnel that had collected during the week.

ass shrapnel by TazCat March 31, 2004

Ass-Crotch

A disturbing hump that appears on fat old ladies crotches, looks like a second ass.

MEYER HAS THE BIGGEST Ass-Crotch EVER!!!!

Ass-Crotch by SMURF_THAT_HATES_MEYER July 9, 2004