Red Ass

Someone who attends Texas A&M and is very involved and follows all traditions.

Man that lower class man isn't whooping and is standing at the game... what a red ass.

by Kolten August 24, 2007

ass bandit

Noah Sayres.

Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!

by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009

Ass Pounder

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"

by danw December 22, 2003

chap ass

A sensation of rawness in the ass. Usually a direct side effect of severe diarrhea or a lengthy sentence in the federal penitentiary.

"Please hand me that can of Bag Balm, I have a terrible case of chap ass..."

by habanerosteele April 5, 2008

ass clown

A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.

Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.

by Mark Whitney June 7, 2004

ass mustard

The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.

Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Swamp-ass

A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.

Man that dude Edward Malone has swamp-ass, I heard he doesn't shower in weeks.

by DJBigD May 7, 2012