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-Hey i saw this thing on urban dictionary. it was li... What are you doing?

- UGGGHhhuhhaaagu...
by Jaybird2626 December 8, 2010
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Urban Gangster

Urban Gangster A person who constantly plays Mafia wars and acts like they are part of an organized crime family -- but all they do is work 9-5, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to complete imaginary jobs.
Urban Gangster Kelley requested help in New York with the Shake Down a City Council Member job in Mafia Wars and friends get a bonus for helping.
by dantunnyman July 6, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

The new Bible for America's teenagers.
I don't know... Let's consult the great Urban Dictionary!
by MegaCurt July 10, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A place where stupid douchebags post/ vent about people who piss them off. A.k.a people who wont have sex with them, people who point out their obvious douchbagary, and people with a tiny penis. This is often used by 13 year old boys and girls that have just realized that the internet cannot solve all their problems. Therefor they have no life thanks to this website and all others that follow.
Man, did you see that gay post on urban dictionary, that guy must a DOUCHE!
by imareeeelllboy July 11, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A site were most people come to read definitions of things, and expect silly answers. Also, most of the definitions end up leading to a sexual answer, which usually has nothing to do with the term.

This site is not good for all because of the slang, terms, bad influence, sexual shit, etc.
Bob- "Hey, let's go on Urban Dictionary to see what a Flying Donkey is!"
Hall- "OK!"
(once they both get on the site....)
Bob-"How does penis end up on the definition of Flying Donkey?"
Hall-"I have no God damn idea."
by Themermaidfromthesewer July 12, 2010
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Urban Dictionerd

One of the many individuals who, (for reasons yet undetermined and unjustified), submit definitions to Urban Dictionary which are significantly similar to the definitions that can be found in any of the billions of Webster's "Blasphemous Books" ALREADY published in this world.

This term may also refer to those individuals who submit definitions portraying intense emotions or idealisms; often displaying resentment and a sense of having been offended.

In both cases, these individuals mistake the whole idea of Urban Dictionary, which is to enlighten those who are naieve in a light-hearted, usually humorous and witty way, of those words, concepts and phrases which have spawned, sprouted, and developed as a result of the wisdom of the many honorable citizens of this world who possess a sense of creative savvy.

At any rate, these individuals both degrade and defile this wondrous mark on history known as Urban Dictionary.
If I wanted to know the prosaic, arid meaning for the word, I would have consulted Webster. Thanx for wasting my life, Urban Dictionerd.
by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011
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urban pricktator

One who pleasures themselves to photos of livestock while reviewing submitted definitions and rejecting good words while publishing such things as "and then I found five dollars". Similar to an Urban Dictator, but far more pricklike.
I've seen like 12 inside jokes on U.D. today alone, yet the words my boy sent in don't get published. The Urban Pricktators must have found some online photos of sheep or something, 'cause they ain't doin' their job.
by myhineyholeitches May 16, 2010
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