pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

National titty pic day

April 5th national titty picture day consists of a woman sending a male a picture of they’re nice upper half to satisfy their need of some titties.

“Hey cutie, it’s national titty pic day”

“Really?”

“Yeah lemme see those titties”

*sends picture*

by Choochie_man_69_69 April 5, 2021

Titty Grits

When you cum on a woman's chest and she message it between her breast.

I came on her chest and she began rubbing them together and I asked you must be making titty grits.

by Fettywhopperoni May 24, 2018

tittie basher

A person who has no feet is called a titte basher

Monica gets called a “ tittie basher ” at school because she has no feet

by Monica Nelson yea ? September 29, 2017

Titty wank

A woman to giggle and wiggle her titties with her hands.

Woman: I had a great titty wank.
Ftiend: Me too.

by Ultimate guitar November 7, 2018