toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.

1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"

by Wart Lips November 20, 2015

Creedle Muffin

1. Someone who hangs around more than they are wanted.

2. A creepy guy hitting on girls.

Jimmy wouldn't leave me alone, he's such a creedle muffin.

by Neard October 20, 2008

muffin

a slang word for a gay man

Grandpa So your brother another one of those muffins
Me Um... yes?
Grandpa Oh I hate those gays.

by Big Dad Duck August 29, 2018

Swag Muffin

A girl or woman who wears pro jerseys, athletic wear or too much 'swag.' Sporty chick who wears swag often.

Example: "She only wears her AAU team swag to school. She's such a swag muffin." Example: "She is sporting a Bulls jersey today-what a swag muffin."

by CRHaize January 3, 2014

Muffin button

-a muffin the size of a button; meaning cute,little,adorable
If someone calls you a muffin button, that means your cute,little,adorable.etc
Awwww...

When the girl saw the baby she replied, " awww, she/he's such a cute little muffin button👶

by Cammycone May 11, 2018

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016