A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025
Get the Book Clubmug. When you are worth a significant amount of money and things at work don't bother you anymore. You can feel free to walk at any time because ' fuck you '.
Boss yelled at me today, told him to fuck off and walked out of there. Feels good to be part of the Fuck You Club.
by Jack Edward Travis January 20, 2021
Get the Fuck You Clubmug. Arguably the best pub in Mount Isa Queensland, this classic pub is home to the quietest people with the shortest fuses, a pub with the most pokies in town, 2 massive decks, free pool tables, a big screen for the footy, the cheapest grog and a club area that opens Saturday nights hosted by Project 4825 where all the moles shake their holes and end up pregnant by 1am
by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022
Get the The Irish Clubmug. by silentsliceofpizza_ August 1, 2025
Get the Toki Doki Literature Clubmug. by lucriyea April 15, 2020
Get the pincello fan clubmug. by Billabongya17 October 16, 2017
Get the Starboard clubmug. - a club of a select few who can throw a baseball over 90 mph people in this prestigious club not only can throw a ball hard but have swag while doing it.
Example: Bob: hey I hit 88 Mph on the radar gun today
Mike: looks like your not part of the ninety plus club.
Mike: looks like your not part of the ninety plus club.
by SO2 October 23, 2014
Get the Ninety Plus Clubmug.