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hardcore emo

Hardcore emo is when your girlfriend hasn't called, so you dye your hair black put on your thick black framed glasses curl up into a ball in your bathtub and cry yourself to sleep.
"Donny went hardcore emo last night when his girlfriend didn't call and now he wont stop listening to whiny metal-influenced cheese music"
by the Matt-Ray August 9, 2005
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Happy Emo

The rare case scenario where someone is so happy, they slit their wrists.
Mr X: Hahaha that's so fucking funny!
Happy Emo: ahahahahahahahahahahaha (slits wrists)
by CoRBzzLe December 19, 2008
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Emo guys

Easily-led trend followers that have adopted the cookie-cutter emo clone uniform that consists of ridiculously tight pants (often girl's pants), way-too-tight T-shirts (often girl's shirts), Van's or Converse high-top shoes, and any one of the multiple variations of the angular, backward mullet (see:emotenuse). Musically, emo guys listen to the sadly-growing legions of homogenized whiny pop bands and/or the growing-number of misguided metalic/punkish sounding groups that pretend to express anger and melancholy emotions that they have never truly experienced. Emo guys are often seen kissing each other as peer-encouraged homosexuality and acting stereotypically feminine is an important part of emo guys' image, and often is the result of having their testicles squeezed in tight pants for so long that testosterone production is impossible.
We saw a bunch of emo guys kissing because they wanted everyone to see how sensitive and emotional they are, but we all just laughed at how much influence a silly trend can have on human behavior.
by Marcus Solomon December 6, 2007
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EMO-SEXUAL

Originating in Long Beach, CA. This is a rare cross breed between a metro-sexual and one who lives the emotional hardcore lifestyle.
Dougs attire today forced us to label him an emo-sexual.
by jason December 23, 2004
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Emo Bastard

People who walk around thinking they own shit but the only thing positive they have ever done is kill off their own kind.
Emo Bastard: Wow I'm so amazingly cool I only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as I am and shop at the same fucking store that rocks that I do omg YES I <3 black hair dye *blathers on*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE

Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!
by Fezzik May 23, 2006
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emo boy

An emo boy cannot be grouped by any stereotype. The various people who go "hurr that emo slits his wrists and dresses like a girl hurr he's so pathetic hurr" clearly fear what they don't understand. Emo boys don't all wear makeup, and the vast majority don't slit their wrists. Similarly, not all emos listen to bands such as Fallout Boy and My Chemical Romance. They listen to what they want, when they want.

The only thing that actually defines an "emo" boy is how in touch with his emotions he is. They can be happy, sad, bored, whatever. They're just not afraid to show it.

Many people are emo, and even their closest friends don't know it.
*No proper example of an emo boy, Sorry*
by The King Of Zydeco March 15, 2008
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emo girl

a classic emo girl will have dark brown or black, badly dyed hair that is cut, chopilly arond the shoulder, wears a lot of black and neon colours. likes unknown bands and talks about how unknown they are. an classic emo girl wil cut her wrists, then cover it with armbands. she will wear v v tight skinny jeans and carry a messenger bag and will talk about how emo she is. but a true emo will never admit she is emo, will wear whatever she feels like, thought the majority is often black, do what she feels like, hangs with who she wants, listens to whatever music she wants. there is a big difference between posers and true emo's!!!
dont be fooled as a poser can look pretty much the same as an emo girl but arent!
by XxjenibellaxX January 28, 2007
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