Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!

Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022

apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022

Apple

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.

I WANT A FUCKING APPLE

by Poopywoopypoppy May 16, 2022

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

Apple

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.

Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME

by cuber69420 May 22, 2022

Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022