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Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine
Boys, Girls having fun
Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits
Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10
No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine
Boys, Girls having fun
Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits
Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10
No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
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