by jnutting March 19, 2004
Get the Turdblossom mug.When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009
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While everyone loved her, Danielle's ego and snippy remarks made them think she was acting very turdaciously.
by wowo the woowoo January 21, 2010
Get the Turdacious mug.The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.
by Lenny and George April 13, 2010
Get the turdicorn mug.John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
by captiancrappy October 17, 2010
Get the turdburgerler mug.turdsmell; slang; noun, 1. referring to a mid 1980's toyota tercel 4wd wagon 2. term of endearment for ones Toyota turdsmell wagon, 3. the smell that permeates off of ones turd.
by turdsmell#2 January 6, 2011
Get the turdsmell mug.(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
by Danger500 May 17, 2011
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