Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

vagina shitia

Derived from Virgin Media. Virgin Media internet is always on the blink thus people giving it this name.

"for fucks sake vagina shitia is dying again"

by stan claire May 1, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL

Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing

by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018

Vagina Muck

When you get up inside her and yo dick start to sting.

Best be watchin out fo dat vagina muck.

by MACKADELLIC June 20, 2016

Hush Your Vagina

A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.

Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."

Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."

by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025

Sandy Vagina

When someone is being short-tempered or overly irritable over a trivial thing.

I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025