by Totally real terms from life August 17, 2021
by GetBonedBrotherJoaqin December 05, 2019
Me at 7am: hey Siri set a sleep alarm for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am
by andy653 February 12, 2022
by ddiicckk December 02, 2019
Example:
Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"
Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"
by thekingofbones June 16, 2017
by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023
Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).
by mike March 15, 2005