Doom Maxing

The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.

The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.

by fro99er July 15, 2024

Max

A guy who's either one of the best people you'll ever meet or the worst, there's no inbertween. More street smart than academically intelligent (unless he is more of a Maximus) and knows how to charm the ladies, yet is oblivious to how obvious he flirts. Don't be fooled by his strong outer shell and dark jokes because at heart he is very caring but doesnt always know how to convey it in the right way. Overall, beneeth deep secrets that every max has is a genuinely good guy.

Guy - "Max is just the best"
Girl - "Depends which one you are talking about"

by Walkingdictionary5 November 23, 2021

Max M

Max M faggot extremely homophobic asshole.
No likes him because of his massive nipples and tiny ballsack. If u see max you know dudes are coming.

ShitMax M is coming run he’ll give you gay faggot syndrome

by Josh’s should s b December 23, 2019

Max

He is proper fit and peng and I would like to ss with u max 🥺🥺xxx

Max is pengggg

by Lillief120 November 19, 2020

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Max and theo

Just married

Yo did max and theo get married
Yeah but i wasn't there

by Soap112 September 29, 2021

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022