Johnson Sandwich

When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.

Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!

by Rinsnoke July 16, 2024

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Hamm Sandwich

When you're fucking a chick from behind while she's sucking off your homie, and you're both drinking a can of Hamm's beer

Nathan: Yooooo should we invite Megan over?
Bill: Fuck yeah dude, let's crack open some Hamm's and run a Hamm sandwich on her
Nathan: Bet

by HammLover69 September 5, 2019

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Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

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blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex June 7, 2018

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sandwich phenomenon

When you spend hours trying to read someone’s writing

Person 1: Who wrote this? You can barely read it!
Person 2: This is a sandwich phenomenon

by Sandwichphenomenon June 1, 2023

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A delicious confectionery meal that consists of bagel slices in two with three bacon rashers inside (ketchup is optional, however any other condiments are not allowed). The dish was created and first constructed by the infamous Auntie Gremloid.

“Have you tried the Gremloid sandwich? it tastes like shit.”

by AuntieGremloid52 April 25, 2021

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