Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.

“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia”

by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023

Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.

Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"

me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR

by zoo pal luver September 22, 2018

Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick

Dude my weiner hair is out of control

by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016

Booty Hair

The hair in yo butthole that dingle berries get caught in

That mans booty hair is a fucking jungle, Jesus fucking Christ

by BigBubba69420 June 19, 2022

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

pineapple hairs

A word to describe the stems on top of pineapples made the YouTuber Anix.

Frank: I just got a pineapple
Mark: What are those pineapple hairs called?

by minduh June 16, 2020