mirror monkey

That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.

Hey Craig, the mirror monkey is back

by sick_of_this_place September 11, 2008

Monkey Speak

Black man talk in a rhythmic fashion. I.E rapping.

Dammit boy, turn off that goddam Monkey Speak!

by Pedro Jay July 4, 2011

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

rubber monkey

A derogatory term for a person who abuses drugs excessively.

jordan is such a rubber monkey, he barely even remembers his own name its coz hes fae the bundy

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).

That lady is definitely a monkey bumper

by DC Bighead November 25, 2007

monkey nft

its a profile pic shitheads use to scam people

yo i buyed a monkey nft since iam a dumbass and didnt just copy the image or save image by right clicking it.

by mentallyEru December 11, 2021

monkey shoes

Cheap shoes bought for doing everything. Often on special and have no quality whatsoever.

Hanz just bought another pair of monkey shoes what a cheapskate.

by Ryzzzr31 April 13, 2013