Hiding the snake

Hiding the snake is a game played in the closet usually in the dark where two people (usually male) grab each others dicks and hide the heads in each other's foreskin. This act can also be known as docking, but unlike docking, both people are usually flaccid. In turn, hiding the snake.

Guy 1: Hey, I just got done hiding the snake in my closet with uncle barry!
Guy 2: No, you fucking idiot, you got molested.

by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025

Snake

Someone who you trust but ends up hurting you in some way

Ayid: I am “borrowing” Tylers shoes for my birthday. He will never see them again

Tyler: Man dude, Ayid stole my shoes that i lent her

Justin: Sorry bro, Ayid is a snake

by Umbrella boy June 5, 2018

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

Vicious Ass Snake

An insanely humongous penis

“Woah bro look at your Vicious Ass Snake!!”

by Brotquavious March 10, 2023

Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019

Snake

A sneaky ass nigga.

Even though "A" and "B" are dating, "A" likes to talk to other guys when "B" isn't around. I don't know how she does it, what a snake!

What a snake! Even though the sign says, "No dogs on the beach," there she is, walking her dog like she owns the place.

by Zalla October 5, 2016

Snake

A snake is like a worm but longer larger and probably smarter and some people are confused about how they uhhh how should I say this release their waste

“LOOK OUT ITS A FREAKING SNAKE!”

by anonymous August 16, 2022