SIMP 

Sniper
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Monkey
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I'm a simp

a what?

a SIMP, A sniper monkey

SIMP by tokenlol January 27, 2021

simp 

Type in any generic name, and you will see that a simp has written about them already.

He's such a simp for her.

simp by I guess myself idk January 27, 2021

Simp 

Someone who does unnecessary actions in the hopeless attempt to woo a woman. Especially things like co-signing on an apartment, or driving her to and from work every day.

"Wow, can you believe it? Jay co-signed on Joy's apartment to get a blow-j.. crazy.. What a simp.."

Simp by YugeGoon January 28, 2021

Simp 

If your only being nice cause you wanna lay the pipe your POg I mean a simp

Simon Go simp!

Simp by ÔwÔ January 28, 2021

Simp 

Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

"Oh my god she said my name"
"What a fucking Simp that guy is"

Simp by QuickGiveThisManMouthToPenis January 29, 2021

Simp 

A man/women who pretends to have similarities with a person of interest just to raise the chances of getting in their pants

Ryan: sorry I couldn’t play COD man, I took Alya to the planetarium

Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp

Simp by SimpH8er January 29, 2021

Simp 

A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.

Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.

Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.

(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.

(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.

Simp by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021