slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

showbroke

When you've been bingeing out on a show on Netflix for awhile, and you run out of episodes left to watch, and you get that lame feeling of "Damn, I don't wanna watch any of that other crap! What the hell am I gonna do now?" This feeling is called being showbroke.

(Don't worry, you'll find something else, I promise)

When I finished the last episode of Orange Is the New Black on Netflix, I couldn't even think of watching anything else, it was like my life was crumbling under a huge wave of depression, I was completely showbroken... So, left with no more episodes to watch, I suddenly realized that I now had to actually get up out of bed, and put some clothes on, and go back to that thing that we all do, and have to deal with everyday... what's it called again? Oh yeah, LIFE!"

by travomatic March 6, 2015

shoder

A shoder Is A massive 15 Inch Penis that Slaps people in the face if your being rude

OH YOUR SHODER JUST WACKED ME!

by DILDOCHODE April 4, 2017

showens

A strong person. Could be a flirt or sleep around at times but always has a strong heart

That girl can be such a showens

by Biggie74 May 20, 2018

Show-er

A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!

Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.

by Romeo8x June 19, 2020

shoperone

shop-er-one | ˈsho-pə-ˌrōn |
verb
keeping an eye on your phone to look after/supervise your Instacart, Postmates or TaskRabbit shopper while they are shopping for you

Hold up one second, I need to shoperone my Instacart shopper. They ALWAYS screw up my Sprouts order!

by #HodgePodgeLA January 28, 2021

slowerly

Actively doing things slowly

Next time I will perform this task slowerly

by Notsirt March 24, 2021