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Man have you seen the best porn in the universe?
Have you seen him cum in her mouth on that porn show?
by EpicShittieTitties October 23, 2020
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Porn

What is that brother? If you want to know ... its porn.Oh, that sex thing.Wait, HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX!
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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Porn

You know god damn well what porn is and your just a horny mother f*cker. If you truly have know I idea what it is google it and have an amazing time becoming a man.
“Yo bro guess what I watched last night

“Ayo what was it”

“That dirty 2 girls 1 cup porn bro”

“Bruh that’s nasty”
by Daddylonglegs123 September 26, 2019
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Porn hub

Frendly site that teaches kids about the bible and christ
Person 1:Oml my child watches porn hub 24/7
Person 2: thats a future priest right there
by Okokkokokolllolčl March 4, 2022
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Porn

by TheOnlyWeekend March 25, 2023
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sponsoring porn hub

spurs is absolutely shite, they need money to buy another southamericans or 2.0 sonheungmin
so they can win trophies

hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably

great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1

yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course

years goes by

years goes by

no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab

but you're still wondering to our fans right?

dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans

porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it

oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium

not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too

and they dont want admit it?

they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck

and is internet....

INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK

oh shit....
moral of the story: don't be that guy, who was sponsoring porn hub aka don't be instant.
by ြြြ April 28, 2023
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porn eyes

Specific eyes that are half lidded, lifeless, and tired-looking. They tend to belong to porn addicts. Eyes you can look into and automatically determine the person watches too much porn to the point its affecting their mood and physical health.
Have you met Daniel? He's got total porn eyes.
by Zaboomafoo9 February 25, 2023
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