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Obama moment 

A feeling for the need of CHANGE, or having to change something.
I feel like I'm having an Obama moment right now. I want some change.
Obama moment by Jellybean411 January 29, 2009

Journey Moment

An awkward memory brought to the surface during a Journey song. The memory is usually of a relationship that ended badly which is brought on by the whining singing and bad 1980s sound of the Rock band Journey. Depression and thoughts of suicide follow a Journey Moment.
Why is Bob out on the ledge again?!?! They played Separate Ways on the radio again; he is having a Journey Moment! Don’t worry he will be back soon.
Journey Moment by Lord evil May 15, 2013

Rofl Moment

The act of actually rolling on the floor and laughing. Urination is ussually involed in this act.
Bro-man: OMMAH GAWD LIEK LOL
*bro man falls to the floor and begins laughing*
Dude-guy: ROFL MOMENT

Estrogen moment 

The moment when a female or a group of females laugh or comment on an inside joke or something the normal masculine male could not even begin to understand.
Group of teenagers sittig at a table...
Boy 1: hey did any of you go see that new werewolf movie yet?
Boy 2: not yet but I want to go with my girl to see it
Girl 1: hey remember back on that ego field trip when ... Told every body that she doesn't shave until the end of every month?
Girl 2: yea that was totally gross
Girl 1: omg some girls need to get some more class before they can hang with us
Girl 2: exactly

Boy 1: what?
Boy 2: idk man. That was a estrogen moment bro
Estrogen moment by Gino314 February 13, 2010

Crawford Moment 

A significant moment in which a person will have either reached or exceeded their level of tolerance on the bull-shit scale. It is characterized as a bitch fit that often resembles that of Joan Crawford in the Movie "Mommie Dearest". Screaming, swearing, and cursing is often involved. No crap will be condoned. Crawford moments often occur in middle-aged women who are antagonized by their hell-raising children or needy husbands.
Joan: Tina, I will not allow any daughter of mine to wear tight-ass jeans and purple stripper boots out in public!

Tina: I'm not gonna listen to you! I'm gonna wear what I want and you can't stop me!

Joan: If you give me anymore of that bullshit, I'm going to have a Crawford Moment!!!

Tina: *Shudders* Ok fine, you win! Anything to keep that from happening!

Glock Moment 

When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it
This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.
Glock Moment by eastofwest February 8, 2012