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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
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Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.
Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.
by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022
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The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022
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double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.
Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Dirty Mrs Claus

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
by JMNS December 22, 2023
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ishita fromhindi clasas

so bs=a=icslu shres this like girlin my hiundi calls hat i tqalk to sometimes yesh i kinda apodted her last yearand im hyere wutyh her again. ok so yeah shes kinda pervy herself cslling ou =teachers but ass fat like nah u gay for that fam. but anyways yeah yeah um sge is with a guy hnow that is easy to draw ya okwsowe gottta gonow bye maybe well toone backinsometime. toodles
bro shes her. she ishita fromhindi clasas
by anonymous January 20, 2024
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Hop on Clash

A 3 minute long dick fight between 2 guys, the first 1 who nuts loses.
Hey, u want to Hop on Clash? Sure, i got 3 minutes to spare.
by Brlic February 25, 2024
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