dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

Amoeba-brain

A simple minded person. A dim-wit. Their brain is roughly the size of an amoeba and it functions just as efficiently.

How are you not getting this? It’s so darn simple. Are you an Amoeba-brain?

by Dexterdoright February 24, 2025

mustard brain

the word your mom uses when shes mad at another driver .

Mom: you mustard brain pee knuckle !!!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023

Brain

Something you probably don't have.

That person has no brain.

Do you know who i am talking about, don't you?

Probably not, if I'm correct ...

Want me to draw what i just said?

Why are you even losing your time with this definition? Go away.

by Lethzya November 24, 2017

Brain licking lad

a boy who loves sucking on succulent juices from the head of a 6 inch object

Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield

You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours

That kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021

give a nigga a brain

Give a nigga a brain - Pure banger of a song
TYLER CASSIDY

Person 1: Hey sing ur favourite song. Person 2: Ok, Give a nigga a brain, give a nigga a braiiiiiin

by central c January 29, 2025