Trash pig

A trash pig is the individual at the lunch table that throws away everybody's shit. Typically the trash pig is a bottom feeder of the friend group and its almost instinctual to dump your trash onto their tray.

Matheus you’re the trash pig, so shut up stupid bitch and throw my shit away.

by matheus❤️anal April 30, 2024

Guinea Pig Week

A rough week, similar in usage to “Going through it” or “It’s been a week”.

“Hey, how’s your week been?” “I’ve had a guinea pig week, man”

by Lampollo February 1, 2025

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Lazy pig

S.Trolley

That person is a S.Trolley - lazy pig

by Huckleburypie December 23, 2021

Pigs In Blankets

When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.

Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home

i’m really craving some pigs in blankets

by DaRastaPasta September 15, 2021

pig brain

The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.

by Analytico April 6, 2023