tom wilds dick

tom wilds dick can mean you have a tiny dick or a none existed dick

you defo have a tom wilds dick

by dipclat May 29, 2022

sophia and tom

Sophia and Tom are the cutest couple ever. Whenever you're around them, you fill with joy because you aspire to be like them. Smiles bouncing of each other when making eye contact. The way Tom looks a her makes other girls jealous and the way Sophia believes in him, makes anything feel possible. If you know a Sophia and Tom that aren't dating, please PLEASE get them together. Thank you.

*Sophia and Tom just existing*
Girl: why cant you be like that?
Boy: Damn you Tom

by ur_sus January 21, 2021

Tom Wealand

Leaking Hoop

Know you’ve had a good night when you’ve got a Tom Wealand.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

Tom Norman

to "tom norman" something is to widly exaggeate something or to get the wrong end of the stick.

For example "I was out with my mates at and we was like hurricane katrina wasnt that bad, for white people at least..." would be classic case of tom norman-ing.

by nomanan October 08, 2018

King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.

King Tom V: Hello There.

by Jesusmagic December 21, 2008

Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.

Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.

by Wonderofmankind August 19, 2011