Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.

Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

Takes the retard cake by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014

cock taker 

A person who has intercourse with with the male sexual organ.

She is such a cock taker.

cock taker by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

nova-taken

When a super cool chav overtakes somebody in their pimped out nova to prove how faaaaaast it is.
Chances are however that the person they overtook was probably doing 20 and the chav (hopefully) crashed at the next corner maiming and or killing the poor excuse for a person.

You've been nova-taken.
Do I care?

nova-taken by Poipmaster Jim June 13, 2005

Knight takes bishop 

Used in a situation in which progress is both hard to tell yet could be promising.

From the idea in chess that swapping material of equal points might make for strategic gain, but could be hard to tell.

Knight takes Bishop

"if we get this work load done by the end of the day, we could be in business"

"Knight take bishop"

(knowing that tomorrw you might get a barage of new work load that could backtrack your days work)

Knight takes bishop by melacroso May 12, 2010

Chinese Takeout 

When a person is forcefully removed from an airplane and gotten beaten up in the process due to the airplane being overbooked.

Janna: What happened to Jim on his flight?
Bob: He was severed Chinese takeout.

Chinese Takeout by tastybiscuits April 20, 2017

soup taker

Used in Ireland
Used to define someone who takes the easy way out or takes advantage of something, while not caring for their morals
Derived from 1847 great famine when catholics turned protestant so they were allowed to take soup

"you're such a soup taker, ya snake"

soup taker by HarshRealityLike April 6, 2019

k-town takedown 

While in Kailua, Oahu; a drunk female is often times swarmed by males; the winner scores the k-town takedown.

Davey: Dude... Nicole is pretty drunk
Fellow Males: Hey man, go for the k-town takedown...
Davey: Shooots

*Drunk girl walks in*
Guys: TAKE'R DOWN!!!

k-town takedown by Jah Sweet Herbal Meditation November 10, 2008