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Pink Adventure

Is a quick, almost un-noticeable response to a Female’s question “What would you like to do?” Historically this term has only been used by male spelunkers to subconsciously suggest sex to a woman, if executed correctly. If this response is tendered too slowly and the Female has no sense of humor, it may be offensive. Timing is also crucial as once the question has been purposed the response needs to be immediate. A cupped hand over mouth is necessary if the Female can read lips.

The term has been adopted for modern times as now it is gender neutral, as females and males alike can use this term to suggest sex to a female. Female responders need not worry about speed, timing or the cupped hand, but should consider making a “la la la la la” sound and flicking their tongue in an up and down manner while making such sound.
Female "What would you like to do?"
Male "Pink Adventure."

Also accepted

Female "What would you like to do?"
Female "Pink Adventure...la la la la la la la!"
by Urban Slicker July 21, 2011
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Pink Oyster

Vivian sure loved getting her pink oyster eaten by her new girlfriend Maddy.
by Krashito June 24, 2021
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Pink snoozer

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye
All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer
by Lifter72 December 10, 2015
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pink-beardedness

the act of becoming so incredibly badass that you grow a pink tipped beard. Pink-beardedness attracts all types of attention especially sexual attention from females, mostly jailbait.
Dimebag Darrell was always flaunting his pink-beardedness.
Look at that guy with all those girls, he definitely has some pink-beardedness goin on.
by UnicornClown August 1, 2012
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Pinked

A friendly gesture when a friend puts a pinky up your bum at any random time
I was in line for the diving board when Sue Ann came along and pinked me! Right there in front of Bob and everyone!!!
by Miranda Mercedes April 8, 2019
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Pink Character

A bubbly cheerful enthusiastic character, examples being Pinkie Pie, Barbie, Star fire, Draculaura, Briar Beauty and Rose (miraculous)
by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 1, 2024
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Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
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