14 year old grandma

A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time

Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!

by The420microwave January 4, 2022

9 year old girl

you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too

9 year old girl

mom: your boobs are growing

jess: I know

mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo

mom: so, you are a 9 year

old girl you are going through puberty

by ayyycatsarecool August 15, 2022

Hangin' With Old Blind Bob

A little known term for masturbation.

Dave: Hey, how's it going

Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.

Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?

Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.

Dave: Pathetic.

by Good_Night_Lover June 1, 2010

Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

Gay Old Aunt Tom

The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.

Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.

by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017

Old Fasioned Brownie Duster

When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.

Man, after he climaxed, he shit in my face and gave me an Old Fasioned Brownie Duster.

by Justhilarious November 8, 2018

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003