your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

by wwqq May 16, 2015

your mom

Something people that are not funny tend to say to try to be funny.

Billy - So what did you do last night?
Retard - YOUR MOM!!1 Xd lmao lmfao lol

by Kryptick July 30, 2016

your mom

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

by SVSV November 11, 2016

Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015

Yusuf’s mom

A mom who is a dirty Yemeni who likes rim jobs and nobody tells Yusuf because he is and Indian who tells bad jokes that nobody laughs at

Me: Yusuf's mom is such a dirty Yemeni

Friend: I know right

Me: we should ask her for a rim job

Friend:let’s go

Me: nvm Yusuf’s mom is a dirty Yemeni

by Youngdagger dick July 28, 2019

Mom Jokes

Dad jokes that try to teach you a lesson.

"That's not a bold idea, that's a bad idea!" said Senator Amy Klohbuchar while updating her special skills to include mom jokes.

by DodiePardalas September 14, 2019

soccer mom

Middle Ages White Women who love to take their kids to play soccer only to be picked up by black ghetto men with 19 inches dicks

Diana: Hey Charlie, you are such a soccer mom , you keep hanging out after your kids soccer match.
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight

by The three Whales September 22, 2017