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Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."
Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
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Shit head 

what your mother calls your father when he's not around or when she's drunk
"mom were's dad?" "Oh, that shit head? probley at a bar with that whore secretary of his!"
Shit head by Sejas February 21, 2010

Na-na na-na boo boo, go stick your head in doo doo 

A phrase that is meant to tease and emotionally scorn someone you dislike for any reason at all.
Na-na na-na boo boo, go stick your head in doo doo.

piss head 

someone who likes the piss (beer)
ie almost a drunk, a piss head is probably an amature alco
yer man is a total piss head, he was out again last nite and shagged a 45 year old
piss head by jim November 25, 2002

Square head 

man:do you watch square head?
Friend:You mean willNE?
Man:yeah.
Friend:nah he's irrelevant.
Square head by Xenno June 12, 2018

diaper head 

A derogatory name for someone of Middle-Eastern descent. Probably the most common usage is in reference to Selami bin Hiden, I mean Osama bin Laden. Especially given the circumstances in Iraq, a diaper head is not a good thing to be.
Redneck 1: "Dude, look at that diaper head over there at the pump"

Redneck 2: "Gawdamnnit! Where's my gun?"
diaper head by Jaegermeister May 20, 2005