can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
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Tuna can

Someone who just got released from a job or duty. Typically, because they were unfit for the role or lazy.
Harmer was tuna canned from sales. His new nickname, ergo “tuna can”.
by User 2000 January 12, 2021
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 21, 2018
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
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