Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.

"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*

by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022

apple

a fruit that is red and is relatively small

I realy love apples

by hhdcvcdbu August 23, 2022

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

apple picker

A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person.

Here comes Jamal and all those other apple pickers.

by rodney98768 August 27, 2022

ginocomastic apple

an apple when if eaten causes hunger.

some one had eaten a ginocomastic apple to cause hunger here.

by Kevinw05 September 1, 2022

Apple

the nickname for the first crush of a straight girl
They usually end up rejecting the girl who loves them

Girl: OH EM GEE APPLE IS SO CUTEEE

by shmiigyツ September 4, 2022