THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
by appleganda March 16, 2025
Get the Applesmug. by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018
Get the Applemug. Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.
Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.
Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.
Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
Get the Man Applesmug. They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.
I think you have an obsession with apples.
WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!
WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!
by ApplesBooksandTea May 23, 2018
Get the Applesmug. A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023
Get the Apple Roulettemug. by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021
Get the pine apple expressmug. Appling (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ/
The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.
Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment
/ˈap-lɪŋ/
The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.
Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment
"Yo, I seen Marcus earlier — had the whole block smellin' like apple cinnamon, had to hit him with the appling real quick."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
Get the applemug.