When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.
" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."
by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009
Get the Wet Polar Bearedmug. to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.
"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015
Get the teddy bear crushmug. by Benwashere October 9, 2016
Get the baby bear paradoxmug. by Nice meeting ya October 16, 2014
Get the Bear grylls buffetmug. A phrase said by H20 Delirious during a Dead Rising game play with Vanossgaming, and, now is said in any game that he sees a teddy bear in.
by MorkMuzzl September 27, 2017
Get the oh teddy bearmug. The female equivalent of tea bagging. This is when a woman sits on someone's face in celebration of a kill in online gaming.
by Squishy6 September 18, 2015
Get the Rusty bear Trapmug. by mewlonu April 9, 2022
Get the freggy fag bearmug.