by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009
Get the Jesus Christ up the assholemug. Saying said when you notice a fine woman or group of women! Usually responded by "Amen" or "Halleluiah"
by SheJeDo February 12, 2008
Get the Thank You Baby Jesus!mug. by Trey shizzle October 16, 2008
Get the black raptor baby jesusmug. by j_alton1619 September 5, 2020
Get the The New Black Jesusmug. HONEY WHERES MY SUPERSUIT
by A_Real_Mexican February 21, 2019
Get the Frozone my jesusmug. A Google suggestion when "Power Bottom" is typed in. Established by angry gay atheists who hate Jesus because he taught peace, love, compassion and empathy but apparently the gay and atheist crowds don't like that and have taken to insulting him in this way or perhaps the homosexuals secretly yearn after him just as much as the atheists as they can't seem to stop talking about him or Christians.
Personally I think atheists (i.e queers) want hard Christian cock but because they can't get it they take their sexual frustration out with stupid insults such as this. Apparently it's wrong to call a gay man a queer or faggot but they (along with atheists) are allowed to mock Christians because they've had bad experiences in the past with a few Christians. This type of double standard isn't acceptable and I suggest that the queers and atheists fuck off and take a huge one up their ass and have an anal prolapse as a result.
Personally I think atheists (i.e queers) want hard Christian cock but because they can't get it they take their sexual frustration out with stupid insults such as this. Apparently it's wrong to call a gay man a queer or faggot but they (along with atheists) are allowed to mock Christians because they've had bad experiences in the past with a few Christians. This type of double standard isn't acceptable and I suggest that the queers and atheists fuck off and take a huge one up their ass and have an anal prolapse as a result.
"Power bottom for Jesus" was an insulting term originated by an angry gay atheist who had a prolapsed anus after taking too many cocks up there. He also had aids and anal cancer and was slowly dying as the result of his anal sex with men outside of gay bars.
by Skialian January 7, 2014
Get the Power bottom for Jesusmug. An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
Get the sweet baby jesus on a lawnmowermug.