December 5

my friend's birthday xd wish him happy bday

heyy L(his initial) happy bday cuz its december 5

by a 5 yr old December 5, 2023

8-5

dope. We got all dem people and we ain’t care who they are. We are completely stuffed in the brain and have very low expectations for the future. But we all love Minecraft so it’s okay. we r very generous and caring bc we filled to Christmas hampers and that is a brag.

Your acting like 8-5

Dope

by MineCraftgmersyeet November 12, 2019

5 o’clock halo

What bald guys have at the end of the day.

It’s dinner time and my 5 o’clock halo is making an appearance.

by Canadaone1 May 6, 2024

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

5 round revolver

When 5 people fuck one person in the ass and then draw straws and whoever loses has the cum and possible shit farted back into their face.

Hey me and 4 other dudes had a gang Bang with this person and we made it interesting we drew straws and the loser had to have all the jizz shot back into their face. Man I'm not sure I ever want to have a 5 round revolver again.

by Rylind December 14, 2022

September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022

5 sexonds

A TikTok challenge where you attempt to have sex and finish it within 5 seconds, infamous for making incels' delusions a reality by permanently damaging the genitals.

I tried the 5 sexonds with my partner and it got worn down to a nub

by CasualKetchum June 2, 2025