Exhibit 5

When someone presents evidence contradicting what you just denied.

Prosecutor: "do you think Pelosi is a traitor?"
MTG: "I'm not answering the question. ...I never said that."

Prosecutor: "bring up exhibit 5"
MGT: "OH! 😳 Wait, hang on..."

by RollingFuckBale April 22, 2022

March 5

Give your crush a hug and a kiss

March 5:hug your crush

by Urmom❤️ April 24, 2022

Rule 5

RULE 5: DO NOT MENTION RULE 5 + DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS

greener: "I like chems' videos-"

another greener: "RULE 5 RULE 5 RULE 5!!!!! HARAM!!!!!"

by ThatCookiGuy May 1, 2022

May 5

😘Ask your bf for his hoodie and we’re it for a lil and then give it back 🥰💋

Girl: ” can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th”
Boy: ”sure”
Girl: “thx”

by .uzmy May 1, 2022

5 minnies

When you go to jack off

“Ima take a 5 minnies bro, be right back”

by Dr.jnthehentai May 2, 2022

5 minnies

Masturbation

Yo guys ima take a 5 minnies and its gonna feel SO GOOD

by UrFutureStepDaddy May 2, 2022

5 drinks no food

It's a phrase used by gamin cunts who can't speak properly

Ethan: Hey guys wanna come get some drinks?
Hayden: What about food?
Ethan: I only pay for 5 drinks no food

by Horniblow May 7, 2022