There were no lights, no sounds, no smells. Only silence and endless space around. Person 33 opened his eyes and found himself standing in the middle of an absolute void.
Person 33 : Who am I? Where am I? I don't remember everything from my life.
Person 33 took out his phone. It was as new - without any information. No internet. He turned on the flashlight
He looked at himself - sweatpants, a white T-shirt, sneakers. Muscular body and big palms.
Person 33 : Anybody here? HEYYYYY!
But there was nothing besides him.
Person 33 : Is this an afterlife? A simulation? I don't want to stay here forever!
Person appeared out of nowhere. He was normal height, a little overweight, wearing glasses and a business suit. Looks like about 35 years old.
Person 34 : You don't remember anything either?
Person 33 : The only thing I know is that I am person 33. I am glad that I am not alone here.
Person 34 : Well , I am person 34. Why are we numbers? This really fells like a simulation with brain , but our memory got deleted.
Person 33 : Whoever did this, get us out of here when you're done with your experiments. We definitely are alive.
Another person appears out of nothing. A tall ,skinny , pale , blonde , young woman with a very very long braid dressed in a black suit.
Person 35 : Who are you?
Person 33 : I don't know. I am just Person 33.
Person 34 : This is some kind of simulation.
Minute passes
Person 34 : We can't just stay here and do nothing. Let's play a game.
Person 33 : Who am I? Where am I? I don't remember everything from my life.
Person 33 took out his phone. It was as new - without any information. No internet. He turned on the flashlight
He looked at himself - sweatpants, a white T-shirt, sneakers. Muscular body and big palms.
Person 33 : Anybody here? HEYYYYY!
But there was nothing besides him.
Person 33 : Is this an afterlife? A simulation? I don't want to stay here forever!
Person appeared out of nowhere. He was normal height, a little overweight, wearing glasses and a business suit. Looks like about 35 years old.
Person 34 : You don't remember anything either?
Person 33 : The only thing I know is that I am person 33. I am glad that I am not alone here.
Person 34 : Well , I am person 34. Why are we numbers? This really fells like a simulation with brain , but our memory got deleted.
Person 33 : Whoever did this, get us out of here when you're done with your experiments. We definitely are alive.
Another person appears out of nothing. A tall ,skinny , pale , blonde , young woman with a very very long braid dressed in a black suit.
Person 35 : Who are you?
Person 33 : I don't know. I am just Person 33.
Person 34 : This is some kind of simulation.
Minute passes
Person 34 : We can't just stay here and do nothing. Let's play a game.
Person 35 : How can we play if we only have a void?
Person 34 : I gave you an idea , let's think of something. It will be better than losing sanity no matter what.
A watermelon appears
Person 35 : mmm , there is something going on
Person 33 : catches watermelon and tries to break it with his hands.
Person 34 : I will help you. Give me your hand so I can move to you.
Person 33 : Okay.
Person 33 and 34 : Break watermelon after 2 minutes of hitting.
Person 33 : Person 35 , you are too far. (to person 34) Throw me to Person 35 and catch me so we can eat this watermelon.
Person 34 : as you say
Person 33-35 : start to eat the watermelon
Purple spherical light bulb that glows with bright ultraviolet light appears.
Person 35 : This is interesting. I haven't seen something like that.
Person 35 catches the bulb and smiles.
Person 33 :Useful , I can turn off my flashlight so phone battery won't die.
Compass , which arrow rotates very fast in all directions appears.
Person 34 : Magnetic field here is very strange. (Puts compass in his pocket)
Person 34 : We can play tic-tac-toe by scratching the hard flesh on the watermelon rind.
Person 35 : Great idea!
Person 33 (X) vs Person 34 (O)
NNN
NXO
NNN
NNO
NXO
XNN
NNO
NXO
XNX
ONO
NXO
XXX
Person 33 won.
Person 34 : I gave you an idea , let's think of something. It will be better than losing sanity no matter what.
A watermelon appears
Person 35 : mmm , there is something going on
Person 33 : catches watermelon and tries to break it with his hands.
Person 34 : I will help you. Give me your hand so I can move to you.
Person 33 : Okay.
Person 33 and 34 : Break watermelon after 2 minutes of hitting.
Person 33 : Person 35 , you are too far. (to person 34) Throw me to Person 35 and catch me so we can eat this watermelon.
Person 34 : as you say
Person 33-35 : start to eat the watermelon
Purple spherical light bulb that glows with bright ultraviolet light appears.
Person 35 : This is interesting. I haven't seen something like that.
Person 35 catches the bulb and smiles.
Person 33 :Useful , I can turn off my flashlight so phone battery won't die.
Compass , which arrow rotates very fast in all directions appears.
Person 34 : Magnetic field here is very strange. (Puts compass in his pocket)
Person 34 : We can play tic-tac-toe by scratching the hard flesh on the watermelon rind.
Person 35 : Great idea!
Person 33 (X) vs Person 34 (O)
NNN
NXO
NNN
NNO
NXO
XNN
NNO
NXO
XNX
ONO
NXO
XXX
Person 33 won.
by mbxjsy October 8, 2025
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Get the Pointless Personmug. Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
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Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
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Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person
Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty
Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty
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