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Wallerus 

I am the wallerus
probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be

Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,

But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.
Yo I bet the Wallerus hasn't.

Yeah in all likelihood it could be
Wallerus by Proramenboi69 March 14, 2023
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A great guy who looks very handsome and ugly at the same time. i'm a big fan of all walters out there.
me: Is that WALTER!?!?!?!?!
Walter: beans
Walter by iamnotarussianspy March 22, 2023

Walter White 

Walter White, the main character of the critically acclaimed TV show Breaking Bad, is one of the most complex and fascinating characters in television history. Played by Bryan Cranston, Walter is a high school chemistry teacher who turns to manufacturing and selling methamphetamine after being diagnosed with terminal cancer. As the show progresses, Walter's character evolves from a mild-mannered and sympathetic man into a ruthless drug kingpin.

At the beginning of the show, Walter is a struggling middle-class man who is frustrated with his life. He feels trapped in his job, his marriage, and his finances. However, after his diagnosis, he decides to use his expertise in chemistry to make money by manufacturing and selling methamphetamine. He teams up with Jesse Pinkman, a former student, and they start their business. Initially, Walter's motivations are somewhat noble - he wants to provide for his family after he's gone - but he soon becomes addicted to the power and money that comes with being a drug lord.

In conclusion, Walter White is a complex and compelling character, one who has captured the imaginations of viewers around the world. He is both sympathetic and villainous, a man who is driven by both noble and selfish motivations. His character arc is a fascinating exploration of the human psyche, and his story will undoubtedly continue to be studied and analyzed for years to come.
Nigger: Walter White is a fucking badass
Me: Shut up fag
Pathetic hacker who chooses to target those in the worst possible situation.
Wacker=wack
Wacker by Ù make me sick March 31, 2023
Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.
Wanker by huguini April 6, 2023

Walter White 

The protagonist (and antagonist) of the Breaking Bad series.

A high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with lung cancer and on a whim decides to begin cooking meth with a former student of his Jesse Pinkman.

Also goes by Heisenberg or The One Who Knocks.

Really fucking good at cooking meth.
Jesse: Yo Mr. White lets cook some of that blue stuff.
Walter White: Shut the fuck up Jesse, go kill a meth head for me.
Walter White by Garden Beebo April 12, 2023

Walter Martin 

Another name for Walmart. Walter Martin is a fake designer. When you buy nice clothes from wally world they are Walter Martin.
Some prick wearing Gucci: Yoooo those shoes are so fuckin ugly they're almost kinda fire. Where did you get them??

Me: These shoes? Oh. They're Walter Martin.
Walter Martin by tripopopo April 23, 2023