Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”

Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 4, 2022

Yer Dad

Your dad sells Avon

Harry :Here mate Your maw

Josh :Naw Yer Dad

by STRG July 13, 2022

Dad Rope

Euphemism for semen.

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??

by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.

ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?

by dontgetserious February 23, 2023

Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...

"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."

by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father

Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice

by Theslutcum June 27, 2022