Russian Mouse Trap 

Stapling your ball sack to your leg

My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool

Russian Mouse Trap by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025

Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.

Russian Milk Maid by Autofive July 25, 2025

Russian Monster Truck 

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.

SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"

Russian Monster Truck by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Russian Phone booth 

When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.

I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.

Russian Phone booth by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

Russian Boullette 

When a woman Bullet Docks 6 guys with a different party drug in each bullet. The guys all kneel naked on the roundabout facing outward and the woman spins it at high speed. Whichever Bullet Docked Penis is facing her when the roundabout stops is her next party snort.

"Lads, this party sucks ass! I'm saying you all load up your weapons and we head down the rec for a few rounds of Russian Boullette. Move it, move it, move it!"

Russian Boullette by Psycloud September 7, 2025

Russian Alligator 

When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.

If you love me, you would do the Russian Alligator

Russian Alligator by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025

Russian moon butter 

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter

I'm gonna make Russian moon butter with you

Russian moon butter by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025