stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.

She could barely walk after ride down stump road!

by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022

Tennessee Roadhog

A sexual position consisting of condiments and the vaginal area of the receiver looking like roadkill. Tennessee roadkill can be conducted with any condiments and usually is dependent on user preference. The Tennessee roadhogger may then proceed to eat out the area that has been covered in condiments/semen.

Did you hear tom and maria did a Tennessee Roadhog?

Wow! what condiments did they use?

by meeower December 2, 2022

long roaded

Used as a noun, adjective and verb. The essence of the word comes from being on the road for an extended amount of time and blaming every good, bad and exciting thing on the epic journey.

Dude… the reason the RV doesn’t work is because you forgot to put on the gas cap. You long roaded us.

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by Shino0369 January 27, 2023

hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.

Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.

by EGS007 January 29, 2023

Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023

Irish Road Trip

Drunk Driving

Ej had a few too many beers and took his Honda for an Irish Road Trip leaving the bar

by BTPAl Capone April 29, 2023

Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.

TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023