muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 9, 2019

knuckle muffin

Sounds like butt stuff

Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?

Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!

by Ahhitzap1rate May 23, 2016

Puff muffin

A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.

Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

Muffin men

Men with dad bods, most of the time gay rednecks

I love muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023

My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022

muffin dunk

The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.

Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.

by Bearded Superhero July 28, 2018

portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose

Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months

by Bimbap July 7, 2021