Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

LadyBoy Fucker

Somebody who enjoys having sex with ladyboys. These people are typically found in Tiwan or Cancun and most times they are named Finn.

Person 1: Did you hear Finn had sex with a ladyboy on his trip to Cancun.
Person 2: No, I didn't but I always knew he was a ladyboy fucker.

by MonkeyEnjoyer69 February 13, 2024

teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade

Leann is such a teacher fucker

by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024

Dear fuckerbags

A way to say dear heavens, but without that being the exact meaning. It has a much more extreme meaning.

-Hey man, yestarday I dropped a glass of water from the 3rd floor and it landed on a lady's head

-Dear fuckerbags

by Electroblade February 25, 2024

Pasta fucker

Someone that like to have sexual relations with one or more kind of pasta until orgasm. Usually the more sauce the better the experience.

I heard Ricky is sexually attracted to stuffed shells. He’s such a pasta fucker

by Cryingatthrorgy March 14, 2024

acorn fucker

Whereba man puts a acorn up his ass and takes it out then puts it on a playground

HE
Y ACORN FUCKER GET THAT OUT YOUR ASS

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Dove fucker

A dove fucker is defined as a person/individual who is known to constantly and consistently ruin good situations and or events to the point of them becoming bad instead

Oh look it's a dove in the sky this must surely mean that god is going to stop the floods... WAIT DON'T!..

BANG! (Jeff has shot down the dove)

oh Jeff YOU DOVE FUCKER!!!

by Pony Head March 25, 2024