the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004

crime dog

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

by McGruff January 9, 2004

dog nose

For a male to urinate and then wipe his wet cold penis on his partner.

It was horrible, he dog nosed me in the middle of the night.

by Stef Major April 7, 2004

dog people

People who love dogs.

Dog people are cool!

by sadidkz May 25, 2018

Belly Dog

Slang for penis. The area right under your belly that may be known as a dog to most people.

Guy 1: Yo baby you trying to peep my belly dog?
Girl 2: What's a belly dog?
Guy 1: It's slang for penis. You know, like my dick.

by Jear October 27, 2010

Hungry Dog

A sexual position in which a female received sexual intercourse from both her mouth and vagina by two men. Once the men are finished, they come into both her mouth and her vagina. The female is not allowed to spit, because spitters are quitters.

"Bro I still can't believe we hungry dogged Sara last night. Bet you shes full now!"

by Sinistersir June 11, 2016

Dog block

When you go in to pet a dog and some one steps in the way to pet the dog in front of you.

“ Ayo I wanted to pet my dog but you dog blocked me”

by Veronica7483892937474 February 28, 2021