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Vodka Dick

noun. \'vad-kae\ \'dik\. An extended erection lasting at least 2 times longer than clinically defined whiskey dick. Typically 4-5 hours. The resulting ejaculation from Vodka dick has 4 x more force than a standard sober release. Vodka dick is normally achieved when 9 (vodka) drinks or more are consumed with in a 2 hour period according to the AMA.
So we fucked, and fucked, and fucked and fucked and fucked, and fucked, and fucked. I got more KY and fucked some more until until I finally overcame the damn Vodka Dick.

My stamina was incredible last night! Unfortunately the Vodka dick made me knock her tonsils loose when I came, and she still has cramps in her lips.
by Rusty Loins April 10, 2011
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Dick Shit

When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.
After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.
by Seamypick February 8, 2015
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michael's dick

12 inches length, 3 inches wide, girls love to suck it and get slapped in the face by it!!
I wish I had Michael's dick!
by bapehatata March 16, 2015
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DICK PRINT

The defined area on a country boy's tight-fitting jeans (usually Wranglers or Levis) that leaves nothing to the imagination, as it lets you see just how big his appendage is!!!!!!!
"Wow, nice package....look at THAT dick print!"

"He's got Dick Print.....he should really think about wearing a bigger size."
by Syracuse Suzie January 28, 2006
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dick breath

to have recently had a cock in his/her mouth
by lloyd freewell May 7, 2003
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dick cheney

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.
by bigtones October 5, 2004
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Double Dicking

Dobule dicking is the slang term to double penetration.
Me and my pal nathan were double dicking her all night long!
by boderickp December 13, 2008
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