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beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
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Beer Titties

Breast the grow bigger due to the consumption of beer. This is a new phenomenon caused by the Removel of body fat by cosmetic surgery such as tummy tuck and 360’ mom make over. It is similar to Beerbelly but all the fat cells have been removed and only fat in the breast are left to swell and grow from use of alcoholic beverages.
Mary is growing big beer titties since she had her tummy tuck last year. All that beer she drinks no long goes to her butt or gutt, it goes directly to her titties
by Crusty@AV October 15, 2021
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beer

when you think about beer, you think wini
by idekwhatishappening October 16, 2021
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cold ass beer

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold
DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.
by HenTyler November 1, 2021
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Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.
My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer
by Jake larda September 13, 2021
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beer bottle bitch

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS
by issys mom September 24, 2021
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Maddison beer

Lengest girl who ever existed on this world
Dude she’s so pretty

Yh but she’s no Maddison beer
by Simmmmppp July 30, 2021
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